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About

Roxiticus Desperate Housewives

The Best of the Roxiticus Valley: Mendham, Bernardsville, Chester, Far Hills, Peapack-Gladstone, Morris and Somerset County, New Jersey

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About

Former disc jockey, current investment banker and mother-of-two coming to you from the Roxiticus Valley to report the quirks and sexual peccadilloes of the neighboring desperate housewives, or whatever else the milkman may have delivered this morning.

Recently added, a directory of the best of the Roxiticus Valley:

  • Best of Mendham, NJ;
  • Best of Bernardsville, NJ;
  • Best of Chester, NJ;
  • Best of Peapack-Gladstone, NJ;
  • Best of Far Hills, NJ;
  • Best of Morris County, NJ.
  • Introducing a whole slew of new blogs, including the Daily Soup, Makin’ the Bacon Online, and the Best of Bay Head, NJ.